I've Got Funny Friends

"A good writer writes, a great writer steals."
--Paul Batt

These jokes are stolen from my friends. Who they stole them from is none of my concern.

Ed: I'd be green with envy, too, if I thought I wrote that.

 Ed: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming down the lane?
Tarzan: The elephants are coming down the lane!

Following is the joke that my daughter told me tonight that caught me unprepared to return fire. In her version, the duck goes to a lemonade stand,  and is threatened with glue.

I always tell that one whilst shaking my own boo-tay.

Thanks for sharing :-) Keep the smiles coming.
UPDATE 1: Thanks to Chris George and Governor Mike Pence for the set up:

I've always thought this one was so damn funny. Thanks for sharing, Chris :-)