Foreign Language Education ... ahh, who needs it, right?

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up 


with his hand. The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm 


geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it.'



The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak 


English, you moron." The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more." ~Dave Birkey