Potentially Offensive to Cyclopses

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and
put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell
into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a
young woman looking down. "Is this yours? " he asked. She said, "Yes,
could you bring it up? " and the man agreed. On arrival she was
profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very
attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have
dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me? " He readily
accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was
drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would
you like to stay the night? "The man hesitated then said, "Do you act
like this with every man you meet? "
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye! "