Is there a Tiger in your Tank?

Stolen from Marcus...and then seen everywhere else on the web:

What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

And another one from the vault...

Tiger Woods on Tour
While on tour and taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods
drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish mann er, unaware who the golf pro
is. "Top o' the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those
fellas at Mercedes think of everything